Farfeloni of the Blow Hole

Work-related Conversations Regarding Battery Powered Hi-lift thingummies Driving Around in my Cubical.
April 13, 2011, 2:42 pm
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2:20 PM co-worker: sweetI couldnt see it but it sounded like ineptitude

2:20 PM me: not ineptitude so much as lazy.  why not use a ladder?it’s like those people in the grocery store that are too lazy to push a shopping cart and have to ride a shopping scooter instead

2:22 PM co-worker: that not lazy its necessary to carry the extra bags of pork rinds dont you know anything …

2:22 PM me: no – i order all my pork rinds through amazon and have them delivered to my door

2:23 PM co-worker: yeh thats why god invented amazon

2:23 PM me: http://www.amazon.com/Fried-Pork-Rinds-Mixed-Flavor/dp/B000G671SM/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1302729771&sr=1-3-catcorr

2:23 PM co-worker: youre makin my mouth moist

2:29 PM me: you slobbery thing you

2:30 PM co-worker: it happens



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Genius porker scratching. Genius. I am ordering them NOW.The main difference will be I will just ram them into my mouth and not bother with the building of the thing. I don’t need to. You have surpassed all other pig art I have ever seen. Never seen. EVER seen.

Comment by Alison Craig

Why thank you. I am a fan of pork rinds, my secret shame. That and creamed corn….

Comment by farfelonius

People here actually make (well, cook) their own pork rinds and when I first heard that I was like “Sweeet” but then I saw them and they had pig hair sticking out that reminded me of my crazy-ass meemaw’s chin and I was then like “No thanks, I’m on a pork rind-free diet.”

Comment by lauraledford

O sweet jesus pancakes. Now I will forever visualize crazy-ass meemaw’s chin hairs when munching on pork rinds.

I’ve just got to ask, though – does there seem to be a shortage of meemaws in your area? Just sayin’….

Comment by farfelonius

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